| Pathetic 🇬🇧 | 🇨🇳 可怜的 | ⏯ |
| How pathetic 🇬🇧 | 🇨🇳 多可怜啊！ | ⏯ |
| I am pathetic 🇬🇧 | 🇨🇳 我很可怜 | ⏯ |
| This phone is awkward, pathetic 🇬🇧 | 🇨🇳 这手机真别扭，可悲 | ⏯ |
| This phone is pathetic, please kill it or forget, Im in awe 🇬🇧 | 🇨🇳 这手机真可怜，请杀掉它或忘记，我敬畏 | ⏯ |
| This guy is pathetic, as well as a mosquito or a lizard or a cockroach 🇬🇧 | 🇨🇳 这家伙真可怜，还有蚊子，蜥蜴，蟑螂 | ⏯ |
| This spoon is pathetic, please kill it or leave it in, burning hot lava, boiling lava 🇬🇧 | 🇨🇳 这个勺子真可怜，请把它杀掉，或者把它留在里面，燃烧着热熔岩，沸腾的熔岩 | ⏯ |
| And were going to use it to make everyone in this pathetic little world adore us 🇬🇧 | 🇨🇳 我们会用它来让在这个可怜的小世界里每个人都崇拜我们 | ⏯ |